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"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."
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"Welcome to Heaven. Here's all the computer files you lost in your life that you forgot to back up."
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Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?
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magnet, magnets, harddrive, hard drive, hard-drive, wipe, wiping, wiping information, erasing information, erase, erases, erasing, wipes, pc, pcs, delete, deleted, deleting, revenge"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."
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it tech, it techs, it technician, it technicians, computer tech, computer techs, computer technician, computer technicians, harddrive, harddrives, hard-drive, hard-drives, hard drive, hard drives, computer problem, computer problems, technical problem, technical problems, it support, computer support, it department, technical jargon, frustration, frustrated'Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than just giving me your computer with your resume on it.'
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online, harddrive, hard drive, hard-drive, hard drives, hard-drives, resume, resumes, cv, cvs, résumé, résumés, resumé, resumés, hr, human resources, personnel, department, departments, online application, online applications, computer, applicant, applicants, job, jobs'We'll get nowhere until I understand your fondest hopes and desires. Let me analyze your hard drive.'
"I'm leaving you, Bill. I need to upgrade my ram."
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ram, rams, goat, goats, ewe, ewes, sheep, upgrade, upgrades, upgrading, upgraded, mountain goat, mountain goats, computer upgrade, computer upgrades, computer ram, harddrive, hard-drive, hard drive, harddrives, hard-drives, hard drives, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, divorce, divorces'We conscientiously backed up everything, except the tech who knows how to restore the backup.'
'This is your third offense! -- I'm sentencing you to have your hard drive reformatted!'
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robot, judge, robots, courtrooms, judges, sentences, offenses, crimes, criminal, criminals, harddrive, hardrive, hardrives, rehabilitation, rehabilitations, rehabilitated, courtroom, sentence, third, offense, computers, hard, drive, reformatted, law, crime, repeat offenders'This is your third offense! -- I'm sentencing you to have your hard drive reformatted!'
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