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'I have here a list of websites you failed to delete from your hard drive...'
Why can't you just buy some extra memory like everybody else?
'I store all my data in the cloud.'
"All you said was for me to go to my room and clean. Since you weren't specific, I cleaned my computer's hard drive."
"Welcome to Heaven. Here's all the computer files you lost in your life that you forgot to back up."
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"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."
"He's our back-up if our computers fail."
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"You'll be please to know we've ascertained the problem - a vampiric virus that simply requires a stake through the hard-drive."
"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."
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"I always feel refreshed after scrubbing a hard drive."
'We are sending you to corporate to have your hard drive reformated.'
'We'll get nowhere until I understand your fondest hopes and desires. Let me analyze your hard drive.'
'Ooh, I used to love those 12-edged threepenny bits - they didn't roll far.'
"I'm leaving you, Bill. I need to upgrade my ram."
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'Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive.'
'Take it easy, pal - I'm just here for your hard drive.'
'In simple terms, it's your hard drive.'
They want to clean my hard drive...
"I already installed a new driver on our computer, now I might have to do it on our car."
Sticky notes as backup files
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"Your computer's hard drive has gone soft."
You better hope that Santa doesn't access your hard drive!
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"I've installed a new internal hard drive. Damn machine's still not working!"
"I'm afraid he's lost his mind...do you know if he kept back-up?"