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"The dongles have started connecting to each other at night for emotional support."
Many hardware stores now provide sketch artists to help their customers recall the part they need.
"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, patio, patios, side-walk cafe, side-walk cafes, cafe, cafes, shopping, consumerism, hardware, plumbing, supply, supplies, hardware supplies, plumbing supplies, order, ordering, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, saw, saws, wrench, wrenches, pipe, pipes, screwdriver, screwdrivers, drill, drills, tool, tools, hardware store, hardware stores, plumbing store, plumbing stores, awning, awnings, sign, signs, signage, strange, unusual, odd
'Wait, I have a coupon for $500,000 off that hammer.'
'Dear Mom and Dad, I'm running away from home to join the circuits.'
'David discards his measuring tape for the faster 'eyeballing' method of measuring.'
Say it with Flowers. Say it with power tools.
'Now you know where you left your tools.'
'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'
"Do you have anything to help get rid of these?"
"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."
Tags:software, hardware, parent, parents, parenting, internet generation, generation gap, generation gaps, generational difference, generational differences, computer, computers, mother, mothers, father, fathers, sons, sons, kid, kids, child, children, offspring, digital generation, millennial, millennials, generation z, computer addict, computer addicts, video game, video games, addict, addiction, addictions
All Major Cash Honored.
'You have to upgrade to Genie 3.o. Lamp rubbing has been replaced by a single touch.'
"Where do you see yourself in five updates?"
Tags:personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, interview question, interview questions, where do you see yourself in five years, five year plan, five-year plan, five-year plans, five year plans, long-term plan, long-term plans, long term plan, long term plans, future, technology, computer, computers, robot, robots, update, updates, software, hardware, modern life
Man covered in nails returning his nail gun to the store.
'Rather than learning how to solve that, shouldn't I be learning how to operate software that can solve that?'
'As a minimal step toward enabling our school's diverse software applications to interact and share data, I want you to organize a staff seminar on how to turn a computer on.'
OBSOLETE: Any piece of software or hardware that you bought last week for mega bucks.
Power and the Glory tools
'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'
Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.
Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.
If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0
"Have you tried turning yourself off, then turning yourself on again?"
Tags:robot, robots, machine, machines, reboot, reboots, rebooted, rebooting, restart, restarts, restarted, restarting, turn off, turns off, turning off, turned off, turn on, turns off, turning off, turned on, tired, tire, tires, tiring, malfunction, malfunctioned, malfunctioning, malfunctions, hardware, hardwares, crash, crashes, crashed, crashing, failure, failures, hardware failures, hardware failing, fail, fails, failed, failing, robotics engineer, robotics engineers, roboticist, roboticists, rest, rests, resting, rested