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"For only five dollars more, the guy let me have the 'Smart Hammer.'"
'Do you have industrial strength instant glue?'
All Major Cash Honored.
'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'
Cordless Drill and Drill Less Cords.
'At The Goldilocks Hardware Emporium' Nuts and bolts that say 'Too Big,' 'Too Small,' and 'Just Right.'
Under new management. But still no bananas.
'This is my husband,I want you to stop selling him stuff....'
"And now with extra powerful dust suction!"
"I can sell you the caulk, but there's a waiting period for the gun."
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Hardware Store: Drone Swatter
"You can find the DIY section yourself."
"He attacked me with sandpaper. I'm OK, just 'roughed up' a bit!'
'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'
Watson's Hardware: We Repair What Your Husband Fixed.
The Hardware Store of Oz
'My other son got me a gift card to the hardware store.'
'Let's go in here, maybe I'll find you something special for Valentine's Day.'
Al's Hardware...Best seller: Do-It Or Else Fix-it Guide for the Non-handy Wife.
Man buying crack filler.
A witch buys a broom from the hardware store - 'Don't bother wrapping it, I'll ride it home.'
"Find it yourself!"
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Do It Yourself: Help Wanted.
'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'