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Many hardware stores now provide sketch artists to help their customers recall the part they need.
"For only five dollars more, the guy let me have the 'Smart Hammer.'"
"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"
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'Wait, I have a coupon for $500,000 off that hammer.'
Bricks 'n' mortar
'Do you have industrial strength instant glue?'
All Major Cash Honored.
'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'
Caveman tools. Cordless tools.
'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'
Men's Prayer Group.
Cordless Drill and Drill Less Cords.
'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'
Under new management. But still no bananas.
"Take me to your ladder!"
Acid and solvents R Us
Tags:acid, solvents, chemicals, hardware store, paint, toxic chemicals, toxic chemicals, toxic spills, shopping, liquidation sale, toxic spill, melting, liquefying, liquefied spill, leak, retail, environment, environmental, greenhouse gases, climate change, pollution, toxic waste, health fibromyalgia, chemical sensitivity syndrome
'This is my husband,I want you to stop selling him stuff....'
'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'
'I wonder if they have any water filters?'
Indian on bed of nails: 'I didn't know whether to rush here or to Home Depot...'
"And now with extra powerful dust suction!"
"I can sell you the caulk, but there's a waiting period for the gun."
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"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."
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Hardware Store: Drone Swatter
"You can find the DIY section yourself."