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Many hardware stores now provide sketch artists to help their customers recall the part they need.
"For only five dollars more, the guy let me have the 'Smart Hammer.'"
"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"
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'Wait, I have a coupon for $500,000 off that hammer.'
Bricks 'n' mortar
'Do you have industrial strength instant glue?'
All Major Cash Honored.
'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'
Man covered in nails returning his nail gun to the store.
Cordless Drill and Drill Less Cords.
Men's Prayer Group.
'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'
Under new management. But still no bananas.
"Take me to your ladder!"
'This is my husband,I want you to stop selling him stuff....'
"And now with extra powerful dust suction!"
"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."
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"I can sell you the caulk, but there's a waiting period for the gun."
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Hardware Store: Drone Swatter
"You can find the DIY section yourself."
"He attacked me with sandpaper. I'm OK, just 'roughed up' a bit!'
Watson's Hardware: We Repair What Your Husband Fixed.
'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'
The Hardware Store of Oz