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"I think my harem is seeing someone else."
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"It's been tested in a harem."
Why the sultan rarely went shopping with his wives.
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"OK, before we start fighting, I'm warning you: five of the females are nasty, three snore, six are lazy and pretty much all of them are bad mothers..."
"Well, MOST of my wives don't understand me."
"I'll tell you what I found out about Genghis Khan...Genghis Khant."
"You can't all have a headache?"
'What do you get the man who has everything?'
"We need to talk about the relationship."
'Yeah, but it's a GOOD tired.'
'Oh, I won't fight you, you're welcome to have them: I can't stand the nagging anymore!'
'Marry me, join the club!'
'You'll have to fill out 27 separate application forms for a harem.'
'What the … that's me? Man, if I knew I had such a goofy run, I would have let the lion take me, right there!'
'All right, I admit it. I have been seeing another woman.'
"Do you ever get the feeling life is passing you by?"
"We're sorry, we're in love with another sultan."
"Yeah, same with mine - all the care to do is discuss commitment."
'He says he's sorry about your wife and can he buy you a new one?'
'As far as I can make out the only difference between me and Henry VIII is that I had my six wives at the same time!'
"So I forgot our wedding anniversary. I'm only human."
"Yes, I have a taser! Who said a mating fight has to be fair?"
"Seriously? You want to challenge me now? Can't you at least wait until I've finished my morning coffee and today's newspaper?"
"Hey, stop that! You're not fighting fair: no tickling!"