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"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."
"If the truth be known there are a few of us that ought to be harpooned."
'The nurse tells me you haven't been swallowing your pills.' (Doctor has harpoon).
'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'
"Other than the harpoon, I can't find a thing wrong with you."
'Tough day at the office dear?!'
'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'
Ahab would never find Moby now. In his stolen canoe, the whale was free of harpoons forever.'
'Don't dive until just before they throw the harpoons - It'll make a great picture.'
'Okaaay, big guy, the picture goes. Funny, nobody's ever complained about it before you.'
'What did you do with the whale I harpooned yesterday?'
A Minke whale enjoying his newspaper in front of his trophies of Whalers and Harpooners.
'Oognik! -- If I'd known you were coming, I'd have harpooned a whale!'
'None for me, thanks -- it goes straight to my thighs.'
'This is the smallest thing I could catch -- I don't think shrimp ever swim this far north.'
"This one I bagged by accident when I was cleaning my harpoon in a paddling pool."