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"Always the last place you look."
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"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."
"Oh, c'mon. I wasn't that terrible!"
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"Don't make eye contact..."
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"Instead of killing the whale for its blubber, we're going to do a little lipo."
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"You can skip past the actual harpooning."
'The nurse tells me you haven't been swallowing your pills.' (Doctor has harpoon).
"Now that I've wiped him out, I kind of miss the little peg-legged b******."
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Captain Ahab As A Boy
'Harpooning whales is easy -- the hard part is filling out the environmental impact statements.'
'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'
"Other than the harpoon, I can't find a thing wrong with you."
"Call me Ishmael, - or Fish Meal, if I fall overboard."
'There are whalers around here, so I try not to surface: Hence the snorkel...'
'Tough day at the office dear?!'
'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'
Ahab would never find Moby now. In his stolen canoe, the whale was free of harpoons forever.'
'Don't dive until just before they throw the harpoons - It'll make a great picture.'
'Okaaay, big guy, the picture goes. Funny, nobody's ever complained about it before you.'
'Be sure to save room for dessert!'
'Harpooning whales is easy â€ the hard part is filling out the environmental impact statements.
'This is the smallest thing I could catch -- I don't think shrimp ever swim this far north.'
There are whalers around here, so I try not to surface: Hence the snorkel...'
"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"
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