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An angel bangs a broom on a cloud
'How come he gets a blues harp?!'
'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'
'He left his harp in San Fransisco.'
One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.
'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'
"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."
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"And of course it comes with an after lifetime guarantee."
"Sure, it was cute when we were kids, but now it mostly makes people uncomfortable."
Women using harp as a bow to fire musical notes at a target
"Well, if you get a harp in heaven I guess we should have seen this coming."
Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats
"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"
'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'
"We have another request for stairway to heaven. Any other requests? Anything?"
"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."
'We need to change our on-hold music to something besides harps, Ms. Sims.'
Harpist shooting at target
A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.
Viking woman with long hair playing a harp.
'Don't take this wrong, Bob - but you have Halo-Tosis.'
Occupational Hazards of Playing the Harp.
"The harp guy retired, and corporate took over."
"Don't you think it's time you packed in sky diving and took up music?"
"Surprising how few know you also get a harp down here to carry around for eternity."