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'How come he gets a blues harp?!'
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angel, angels, angelic, heaven, holy, music, musicians, harp, harps, instrument, instruments, musical instrument, musical instruments, harmonica, harmonicas, mouth organ, mouth organs, blues, blues harp, musical, jealous, jealousy, cool, rock'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'
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accordion, accordions, musician, musicians, heaven, hell, angels, clouds, sky, musical, harp, harps, bagpipe, bagpipes, angel, angelic, hells, paradise, paradises, afterlife, afterlives, adter life, after lives, after-life, after-lives, sins, saint, saints"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."
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religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, angel, angels, harp, harps, music, musical instrument, musical instruments, instrument, instruments, song, songs, popular song, popular songs, famous song, famous songs, celebrity, celebrities, famous person, famous people, musician, musicians, singer, singers, famous, stars, stars, celebrity death, celebrity deaths, entertainment, first time, first times"And of course it comes with an after lifetime guarantee."
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angel, heaven, sales, salesman, sales talk, guarantee, lifetime guarantee, afterlife, harp, harps, sale, selling, seller, merchant, warrant, warranty, defect, repair, death, dead, afterlife, manufacturing, issue, money-back, money back, gates of heaven, policy, guidelines"Sure, it was cute when we were kids, but now it mostly makes people uncomfortable."
"We have another request for stairway to heaven. Any other requests? Anything?"
"Surprising how few know you also get a harp down here to carry around for eternity."
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