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'Listen, I'm sure janitorial work is fascinating, and it's very generous offer... it's just that we're pretty selective about whose papers we archive here at Harvard.'
The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr
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"I hear we're all getting valentines from Lawrence Summers."
"I went to a school is Boston."
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Bumper Sticker Show Off.
'Can I choose which brick you name after me?'
'An MBA from Harvard is quite impressive. But you'll still have to start off at the bottom here. You start serving coffee in the cafeteria on Monday.'
Part-time, Associate, Tenured.
Harvard Business and Pleasure School
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'How did you get to Harvard Law School?'
'I flunked my driving exam. How am I going to get into Harvard now?'
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"Tom, young Mr. Moncure here is that Harvard M.B.A. I was telling you about who has a keen sense of depreciation."
Memory Foam Mattress - MBA Harvard, PhD Stanford.
'I went to Harvard until they found out I was there.'
Harvard, Princeton, Yale, And Your Kids. . . ?
"Of course we have disinvited Chelsea Manning to be a fellow. Since the surgery, she's no long a fellow, is she?"
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Recent Study Reveals Too Much Red Meat Shortens Life.
'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'
'I think we've found your problem. It's a Yale lock, but you have a Harvard key.'
"Papi, I need a cell phone."
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Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.
The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.
STAND-UP GUY, 'President Obama warned us not to jump to conclusions about the Fort Hood terrorist... After all, it's not like the guy was a Cambridge cop or anything.'
Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.