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"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."
Tags:flatpack furniture, flatpack, flatpacks, furniture, furnitures, priest, priests, exorcism, exorcist, exorcists, futon, futons, instruction booklet, instruction guide, instructions, minister, ministers, preacher, preachers, demon, demons, possession, possessions, devil, devils, haunting, hauntings, haunted
"Where's that damn 'escape' key?"
Tags:laptop, laptops, tech, technological, computer, computers, monitor, monitors, screen, screens, escape, escaped, escapes, key, horror, horrors, movie, movies, film, films, reference, pop culture, cinema, horror genre, horror movie, keyboard, keyboards, qwerty, hand, hands, haunt, haunts, haunted, haunting, scare, scared, scary, halloween
Kid Reads "The Little Tibetan Book Of The Dead"
Tags:writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worms, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, tibet, tibetan, esoteric, spirit, spiritual, occult, kid, kids, curious, child, childhood, childish, dead, death, dying, died, dies, grizzly, grim, spirituality, ghost, ghosts, haunt, haunted, haunting, curse, cursed, curses, precocious
"Apologies, sir. The mansion is haunted by Randy, the master's late spaniel."
Tags:spaniel, spaniels, dog, dogs, haunted house, haunted houses, haunted mansion, haunted mansions, ghost, ghosts, spirit, spirits, canine, canines, canine behaviour, canine behavior, dog behaviour, dog behavior, pet, pets, late, butler, butlers, halloween, halloweens, haunting, hauntings, haunted, haunt, haunts
"Confound it, staff knows this door's to be kept locked!"
Tags:dark, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, hunting, hunter, hunters, high society, rich, the rich, rich people, rich man, big game hunting, big game, big game hunter, trophy, trophies, trophy hunting, human, human head, gory, fear, horror, classic horror, shock, shocking, strange, surreal, imagery, wall, walls, mansion, mansions, haunted, haunted house, halloween
"It's as I suspected—Mr. Harding, here, is possessed by demons."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, x-ray, x-rays, exam, exams, examination, examinations, diagnosis, diagnosis, sick, sickness, ill, illness, demons, devil, devils, horror, evil, possessed, possession, haunted, haunting, exorcism, supernatural, myth, myths, legend, legends
"Lately you've been less spooky-scary and more spooky-sad."
Tags:junk drawer, spooky, ghost, ghosts, spirit, spirits, haunt, haunted, haunting, hauntings, depressed, depression, sad, ennui, sadness, out of sorts, clinical depression, scare, scares, scary, couch potato, couch potatoes, melancholy, intervention, interventions, mental health, sulk, sulks, sulking
"No matter how I treated you, Julia, haunting a man at golf is hitting below the belt."
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfer, golfers, golfing, gold course, golf courses, fairway, fairways, leisure, hobby, hobbies, ghost, ghosts, spectre, spectres, spirit, spirits, phantom, phantoms, haunt, haunting, haunts, haunted, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, husband, husband, wife, wives, couple, couples, widower, widowers, death
"I'm a sports drink bottle you neglected to recycle in 2007."
"Sometimes I get the feeling your 'ex' is still in the picture."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, dating, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, ex, exes, ex-boyfriends, lover, lovers, ex-lover, ex-lovers, former lover, former lovers, former partner, past lover, past lovers, former partners, former boyfriend, former boyfriend, ex-husband, first husband, first husbands, following, followed, stalking, stalked, haunting, haunted, watching, watched, looming, creepy, in the picture, feeling, feelings, new relationship, new relationships, old relationship, old relationships, past relationship, past relationships
The ghost of unanswered emails past
Tags:dickens, charles dickens, ebenezer scrooge, scrooge, a christmas carol, classic novel, classic novels, classics, christmas, warning story, warning stories, ghost of christmas past, ghost, ghosts, haunted, haunting, haunt, email, emails, unanwered emails, email notifications, email notifications
"Must be for you, I'm drinking a Coke."
A ghost is at remedial school - 'OOB!'
"I lost my head, so I had to improvise..."
Ghosts in the Bath
"Apparently, Philip and his imaginary playmate are more or less the same weight and size."
'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'
"The Garbers are people who have been through it all and survived."
"Are you serious? C'mon...you're pulling my chain."
"As far as I know, it's been abandoned for years. I hear it's haunted."
"It's time we have a little chat."
Tags:scrooge, ebenezer scrooge, ghosts, haunting, haunted, warning, warnings, ghost of christmas past, trump, donald trump, president trump, president, robert mueller, mueller, mueller investigation, the special counsel investigation, election interference, russian interference, russian, russia, elections, corruption, political corruption, corruption allegations, allegations, allegation
'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'
Haunted New York
"You know, you wouldn't be blind if you would poke holes in your sheet."