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"I'm thinking about having a child."
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"Society puts a lot of pressure on women to have kids."
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"It's hard for me to tell if my father's having been in the delivery room when I was born is a real factor in my over-all sense of well-being."
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"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"
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"I hear you may do a baby."
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"Of course I love you, ... I just don't want pollywogs."
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"I won't have kids until gay men are able to give birth in every state."
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"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."
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"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"
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'No, I didn't download you off the internet, I gave birth to you. End of discussion!'
"Of course, I'm complaining for two now."
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"Uh, I'm not ready to have a family"
"Yeah, we thought about having kids, but we didn't want to give up our lifestyle."
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We were so busy debating childcare options we didn't find the time to have a baby.
"What with the population crunch and all, we're just reproducing ourselves and letting it go at that."
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'Personally I've nothing against the larger glass sizes...'
'I failed 'insemination'.'
'Honey! It's for you...'
'Why don't you just admit it? You only wanted children as a substitute for not having any pets.'
How do bright women get pregnant?
'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'
'Thanks for keeping me company Liz: Sitting on my eggs all day long can be a bit lonely...'
'Just a few more years, Sally, and we can start that family we always wanted.'