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"We just need to cut through all the pesky government red tape."
Tags:red tape, government red tape, bureaucracy, bureaucratic, health and safety, health and safety legislation, workplace safety, cut through red tape, builder, builders, building, building site, building sites, danger, dangerous, hazard, hazards, hazardous, falling boulders, falling boulders, businessman, businessmen, developer, property developers
"As you know, Russian roulette is not a game to be taken lightly."
"When did the Fergusons start hydrofracking?"
"Now that's what I call a sand trap."
"I am the Lady of the Lake, and because thou hast defiled my crystal waters I must hence smite thee. That or penalize thee a stroke. Your call."
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfer, golfers, golfing, water trap, water traps, water hazard, water hazards, hazard, hazards, water, pond, ponds, lake, lakes, golf course, golf courses, excalibur, king arthur, lady of the lake, camelot, arthurian, literature, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, nimue, sorceress, sorceresses, enchantress, enchantresses, magic, mystical, magical, penalty, penalties, punishments, death, penalty stroke, penalty strokes, threat, threats, threatening, stroke, strokes, score, scores
'Whatever you do, don't offer an extended warranty on that nose-hair trimmer.'
Tags:yeti, bigfoot, big foot, hair, hairs, trimmer, trimmers, trim, trims, trimmed, trimming, nose hair, nose, noses, nose hair trimmer, cut, cutter, cuts, cutting, warranty, extended warranty, hazard, hazards, risk, risky, losing money, loss of money, overuse, overused, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'...and right after scissors comes first aid kit.'
Santa Claus gets tangled in Christmas lights
"Bob's the name. Toxic-waste handling's the game."
Tags:environment, fitness, pollution, introduction, introductions, cocktail party, cocktail parties, toxic waste, acid, acid burn, acid burns, awkward introduction, awkward introductions, dangerous substance, dangerous substances, dangerous job, dangerous jobs, occupation, occupations, occupational hazard, occupational hazards, hazard, hazards, hazardous waste, mankoff
"This is nothing. You should have been with us last year at Fifty-third and Lex."
Tags:dig, digs, digging, digger, diggers, construction, road construction, construction worker, construction workers, construction work, road repair, road repairs, traffic, heavy traffic, new york, new york city, drive, drives, driving, driver, drivers, road hazard, road hazards, hazard, hazards, sewer, sewers, sewer pipeline, sewer pipelines, congestion
A golfer walking through the rough sees a sign near the green that reads "Resume counting".
"Oh, you know, same old same old."
Tags:biological warfare, chemical warfare, fear, fears, paranoia, paranoid, hazmat, hazmat suit, hazmat suits, everyday life, modern world, modern worlds, modern life, modern times, post-9/11, anthrax, terror, terrorists, terrorism, hazard, hazards, hazardous waste, hazardous materials, office job, office jobs, ground zero, terrorised, terrorists, terrorized, gas mask, gas masks, fearful, anxious, anxiety, anxieties
'I double-dog dare you.'
Tags:castle, castles, medieval, dare, dares, dared, daring, darer, darers, basketball, basketballs, basket ball, tar, oil, tars, oils, cauldron, cauldrons, soldier, soldiers, hoop, hoops, risk, risks, risking, risky, risked, hazard, hazards, hazardous, danger, dangers, dangerous, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"The first British Open at Stonehenge."
'Where was your hard hat?'
Greetings From Downer Beach.
Tags:downer, downers, beach, beaches, downer beach, seaside, shore, seashore, seasides, seashores, sand, sandy, pessimistic, pessimism, pessimist, depressing, depressed, warning, warns, warn, hazard, hazards, depression, disclaimer, disclaimers, miserable, misery, harm, harms, harmful, damage, damages, word play, play on words
One of the hazards of outdoor weddings.
Caveman Trips On Newly Invented Wheel
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, the wheel, wheel, slapstick, pratfall, pratfalls, trip, trips, tripped, slip, slips, slipped, slipping, hazard, health and safety
"Be careful. Alien life forms have infiltrated the populace."
Tags:alien, aliens, alien invasion, alien invasions, shapeshifter, shapeshifters, shapeshifting aliens, warning, warn, warns, be careful, take care, husband, husband, wife, wives, danger, dangers, daily dangers, workplace dangers, hazard, hazards, nagging wife, nagging wives, marriage, marriages, married couple
Trapped in his office by clutter.
A road running through a golf course with a sign beside it that reads "Fore!".
'Dang slippery solar panels!'