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"Captain, this Brie is totally out of control!"
"If you represent special interests, I can seat you immediately."
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"A table near the salad bar."
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"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."
"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."
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"We've heard that you've been saying 'All set?' when you should be saying 'Is everything O.K.?' and 'Is everything O.K. ?' when you should be saying 'All set?'"
'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'
"I'm sorry. A suit AND tie are necessary."
"Are you the Maitres d'? Can you recommend a species?"
'I understand the new usher is in the restaurant business.'
"Here, this might fit."
'He said it could be about 45 minutes, do the global economic slowdown.'
'Your table should be ready in a few dollars.'
"There will be a short wait...the name?"
"Are we dining in the 'Tolerating the Status Quo' or the 'Mad As Hell At Everything' section tonight?"
'Apparently the one code you're not familiar with is a dress code.'
'Darling - are you finding these waiters rather over-attentive?'
'The smoking section, please.'
'Welcome! Seat yourselves! Know how to cook?'
"Table for three?"
'No tables are available at this time. Would you be interested in take-out?'
'I'm terribly sorry but white socks and sandals is against our restaurants' dress code.'
Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'
Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'