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"And yet another headache for the Immigration and Naturalization Service!"
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"Now, how can I be of assistance?"
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"Ah, Miss Bergdall, your headache seems much better!"
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'Not tonight, Deer, I have a headache.'
'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'
'Buy Grimbalto for depression. (side effects include headaches, paranoia, thoughts of suicide and depression.'
"I drill holes mainly to store aspirins."
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'For the elevated blood pressure, exercise and cut down on salt. For the rash, exercise and cut down on salt. For the headaches, exercise and cut down on salt.'
"It used to be enough to just stop. Now I need to stop and take an aspirin."
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"Not tonight, hon, I have a concussion."
"Ugh, I'm too hungover for salvation-come back later."
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'Is it a sharp or throbbing pain?'
'Off hand, I'd say you're suffering from an arrow through your head, but just to play it safe, I'm ordering a bunch of tests.'
"I swear, since I started sleeping with that bar of soap under my pillow I haven't had nearly as many brain cramps."
'Take two tons of aspirin and call me in the morning.'
'How long have you been having these blackouts?'
'Medicare part C provides care for the headaches caused by parts A, B and D.'
"Not tonight, dear. I have a head injury."
The morning after her girl's night out Maude was suffering headaches, fatigue and nausea.
'The good news is that all the teachers liked the weekend brainstorming retreat. The bad news is that twelve of them are out today with splitting headaches.'
'She says she was trying acupuncture to relieve his chronic headaches.'
Teachers Lounge getting a bulk delivery of Aspirins.
"Worse than a headache - I have three kids and a full-time job."
'Two Aspirins'...'Brain Tumor'
'Don't worry. After we run some tests, we'll know for sure what's causing your headaches.'