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'He hasn't quite yet mastered the art of the diving header.'
'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'
'I like to mix it up a bit now and then.'
'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'
'I told you Ralph was crazy to go for a header.'
'Nice Header, Lauren!'
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"You've still got it Joao."
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After his football career, Bobby 'Header King' Grunz found a satisfying new job.
'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'
"Hands are much more capable of efficiently directing a ball into a net!"
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'On me 'ead son!'
'Ouch, there goes another point off his SAT scores.'
'It works a lot better if you try to use your head when the ball's in the air.'
"That's the third ball he's burst with his headers!"
Its supposed to be CRICKET, the football season is over!
'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'
Football anagram: Nuts it handy (Answer: Danny Shittu.)
"What's wrong with them?! They kick it, bounce it on their heads, but none of them tries to bite the ball!"
One benefit of getting old and saggy.
"OK, let's play, but after what happened last time, Billy, I remind you: no headers!"