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"Of course, I was more competitive in those days."
'When I asked 'whether you thought you could bring the team with you'? I didn't mean to our preliminary confidential off-the-record exploratory chat!'
"It belonged to my great great great. . . . creepy Uncle Edgar."
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Right,so you're looking for someone with magic circle experience in M&A ,litigation and finance with a set of blue chip clients and the freedom to work ANYWHERE...would you like them to walk on water and turn water into wine as well?
I don't know what it is but I just think the chap in the middle would fit into the firm REALLY well.
"Welcome aboard, Parker. Your tusks precede you."
Something tells me his current firm aren't going to be happy to let him go!
"Keep an eye on that Santa...I think he might be a damned headhunter!"
"While we're protecting like hell against brain-drain, they come in and raid all our brown-noses!"
Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.
When I said ' make him an offer he can't refuse' I meant an enhanced relocation package you idiot.
"When I said I wanted him for the firm 'dead or alive' the emphasis was on 'alive'."
When you made that job offer...you didn't by any chance press 'send all' by mistake did you?
"I'm going to send you to someone who's more familiar with the law of the jungle."
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"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
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'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'
"We're having to go further than EVER to get the right people!"
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"Do you think this would work for the Wilkin's account."
"I got a call today from the forces of evil. They're asking me to join."
"With you in a minute, chief—there's a headhunter on the line who's after me."
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"We ran hundreds of ads, searched the state before we got her..."
"We were actually looking to recruit more cats."
'Look, she wasn't laughing at you. You're so paranoid. You always think the whole world is coming to get you.'
"Just trying to get in on that whole 'farm-to-table' thing..."
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'Hi, guess who just got head hunted?'