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"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."
'Okay, okay. Rolling, you can be the assistant Directing Chairman. Smith, you'll be the Resident Vice-Chancellor Emeritus. And Rothstein, you're the Head Executive Supervising Associate Dean. Settled?'
'I'm terrible with names but I'm good with faces.'
'He's a stupid golfer who ignored repeated shouts of 'fore.' Go ahead and play it where it lies!'
'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'
'On me 'ead son!'
'Hang onto your socks, Dolly, the fool's half asleep and headed straight for us!'
"Hi, I'm Dr. Jenkins." "Nice to meet you. I'm Bachelor of Science Johnson."
Football anagram: Nuts it handy (Answer: Danny Shittu.)
"Whats so unusual about two birds heading south for the winter?"
"This medical dictionary has had it's appendix taken out. . . !"
"OK, let's play, but after what happened last time, Billy, I remind you: no headers!"