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"Did Russia do this?"
Coronavirus 100k Deaths
"Here's a late bulletin. Wendy and I have been fired, so we'll just say goodbye and God bless."
"Isn't technology great? We can see beheadings, homeless war refugees, citizens versus cops, fraternity lunch mobs, and government shut downs in hi-def."
"Wow! You argued on-air for thirty minutes and made absolutely no sense. Good job!"
"Really, it says a plague of locusts was spotted? There are only two of us!"
'We'll just watch the bongs, then turn over.'
This is headline news where you can be sure your mind is never taxed.
"This just in! There was no violence in the mideast today..."
'Those are the stories making news at this hour — Now, here are some stories nobody cares about....'
Today is the slowest news day in 37 years — for a report on that, we switch you to....
The President said somthing today, and there was a big explosion somewhere — Al the news every ten seconds! — The President said something today....
"You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump."
"Sales wants to change the headline, apparently the truth isn't marketable."