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"I am going to SoHo. My doshas are all out of balance. Well, my kapha is hunky-dory but my pitta and vata are out of whack. Today the practitioner is going to get rid of all the stress with geranium, ylang-ylang, bergamot, and patchouli, and, of course, a little time in the steam tent."
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"First and foremost, I'm a healer."
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"Physician heal thyself."
"Can you cleanse the space of all the roach and mice spirits?"
"This is my son the non-traditional healer."
'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'
Time wounds all heels.
"There is a man at the door who needs seventeen dollars to buy some sweet grass to burn as a spiritual cleansing agent during his prayer ceremonies."
"Feeling better? I taught him to heal."
"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."
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"Relax! He's in good hands!!"
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"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"
'Used to sing the blues. Started popping Prozac and lost everything.'
'Apparently it's a great healer.'
'I'm going to prescribe an antibiotic. If you're not comfortable with Western medicine's healing practices you can put some twigs on your head while you swallow your pills.'
'Can't heal you unless you believe.'
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"I've been waiting three hours!", "Yes. 'Time is the great healer.'"
'Really, it's quite all right! You see, at this clinic, we believe that only the wounded doctor can heal!'
'Don't take this if you're also taking Foogoo rooy, Baaki bark or powdered beetle.'
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Throat Lozenges $5/box
Another big difference between doctors and lawyers.
'He's not a doctor or an athletic trainer. He's not even a coach!'