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"I am going to SoHo. My doshas are all out of balance. Well, my kapha is hunky-dory but my pitta and vata are out of whack. Today the practitioner is going to get rid of all the stress with geranium, ylang-ylang, bergamot, and patchouli, and, of course, a little time in the steam tent."
Tags:new age, new age cure, new age cures, heal, healer, healers, snake oil, sucker, suckers, middle class, upper class, eastern medicine, eastern philosophy, mystic, mystics, mysticism, soho, appropriate, appropriates, appropriating, cultural appropriation, balance, imbalance, imbalances, cure, cures
"Physician heal thyself."
"First and foremost, I'm a healer."
Tags:healer, healers, healing, vocation, vocations, doctor, doctors, medical research, medical researcher, medical researchers, physician, physicians, healthcare, pharmaceutical industry, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, hospital, medical industry, medical company, medical companies, medical business, medical businesses
"Can you cleanse the space of all the roach and mice spirits?"
"This is my son the non-traditional healer."
Tags:mothers and sons, proud parent, proud parents, proud mom, proud moms, proud mother, proud mothers, son, sons, doctor, doctors, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, healer, healers, success, successful, unsuccessful, unconventional, show off, show offs, showing off, competing, competition, competitive
'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'
Time wounds all heels.
"There is a man at the door who needs seventeen dollars to buy some sweet grass to burn as a spiritual cleansing agent during his prayer ceremonies."
"Feeling better? I taught him to heal."
"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."
Tags:gypsy, gypsies, curse, curses, cursed, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, refer, refers, referring, expert, experts, expertise, healer, healers, healing, werewolf, werewolves, lycanthropy, ill, illness, illnesses, sick, sickness, sicknesses, disease, diseases, rare disease, rare diseases, halloween, hallowe'en
"Relax! He's in good hands!!"
Tags:healers, healer, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, miracle, miracles, faith healer, faith healers, faith healing, miracle cure, miracle cures, patient, patients, healthcare, surgical procedure, surgical procedures, halo, halos, jesus, operation, operations, operating theatre, operating theater, medical malpractice
"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"
'Used to sing the blues. Started popping Prozac and lost everything.'
'Apparently it's a great healer.'
'I'm going to prescribe an antibiotic. If you're not comfortable with Western medicine's healing practices you can put some twigs on your head while you swallow your pills.'
'Can't heal you unless you believe.'
Tags:faith healer, faith healers, faith healing, priest, priests, preacher, preachers, faith, faiths, healer, healers, healing, quack, quacks, belief, beliefs, believer, believers, prayer, prayers, spiritual healing, spiritual healings, sceptic, sceptics, skeptic, skeptics, theist, theists, atheist, atheists
"I've been waiting three hours!", "Yes. 'Time is the great healer.'"
'Really, it's quite all right! You see, at this clinic, we believe that only the wounded doctor can heal!'
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canine, heel, heels, heeling, heeled, heal, heals, healing, healer, healers, healed, cure, cures, curing, cured, curer, curers, order, orders, ordering, ordered, command, commands, commanding, commander, commanders, christian, christians, christianity, aid, aids, aidingthe flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Don't take this if you're also taking Foogoo rooy, Baaki bark or powdered beetle.'
Tags:caveman, cavemen, cave man, cave men, doctor, doctors, diagnose, diagnoses, diagnosis, prescription, prescriptions, advice, advise, advises, advising, advised, heal, heals, healing, healed, healer, healers, cure, cures, curing, cured, curer, curers, witch doctor, witch doctors, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."
Tags:horticulture, horticulturist, horticulturists, thyme, time, healer, healers, medicine, medicines, botany, botanist, botanists, herbal remedy, herbal remedies, remedy, remedies, herbal healing, alternative medicine, medical advice, herb, herbs, prescription, prescriptions, medication, medications
'The entire team is lethargic. Tell the athletic trainer to whip up a cure.'
Tags:witch, witches, cauldron, cauldrons, athletic trainer, athletic trainers, medic, medics, lethargy, lethargic, fatigue, fatigued, tire, tires, tired, cure, cures, curing, cured, heal, heals, healing, healed, healer, healers, team sport, team sports, concoct, concocts, concoction, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Now these AREN'T covered by your insurance, and they do cost $700. But they will COMPLETELY cure you of being too gullible.'
Tags:pharmacy, pharmacies, insure, insures, insurance, insurances, drug, drugs, gullible, gullibility, pharmacist, pharmacists, cure, cures, curing, curer, cured, heal, heals, healing, healer, healers, assure, assures, assurance, assured, con, cons, conning, swindle, swindles, swindler, close to home