Health And Safety Cartoons and Comics

'Well he certainly does a very thorough risk analysis.'

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

DIY Electrics reader is being followed by the Grim Reaper.

I.V. snap in elevator.

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

'Oh, for Pete's sake! Not the smoke alarm again!'

Welcome to Insuranceville

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

'Where are we supposed to play now?'

Room for one more...

'Someone should fix that,'

'You mean to tell me there are no fire exits?!'

'My property was okayed, but they said my life structure has serious code violations.'

"The water for your fishbowl was approved, but it looks like for now you're not getting the fish."

'Time out! Fish on!'

'I don't trust carry-out food. . . when you find a hair in my cooking, you don't hafta worry about where it came from!'

25¢ Ride the Pony

'Caution slippery pyramid' sign on ancient Egyptian pyramids.

No mattress,

'It's okay, I'm wearing safety contact lenses.'

'Hurry!!'

It was a hot day, and at the last minute ha had decided not to wear his piano-resistant hat.

In China, Alphabet Soup can be a choking hazard.

"Oh my goodness – you should not be standing on a rolly chair."

If you READ the guidelines you'd see that all you they ACTUALLY recommend is a pair of rubber gloves!