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"I'm afraid our healthcare plan only covers the first five litters."
"We don't offer a health-care plan. Instead, we have Lou persuade you not to get sick."
"By your own admission, Bennett, you have twelve children. I'm afraid our insurance company defines that as a preexisting condition."
"Let's play health care!"
'Does it look like we have a dental plan?'
"I sure hope we can sign up for health care before we die of natural causes."
'I can explain the meaning of life, but I can't explain Medicare drug coverage.'
Social Security Medicare Office - Now Hiring Phd In Theoretical Mathematics to Explain the Medicare Drug Options.
'Here at Crowe Maritime Products, we like to let employees choose a health care plan that suits their needs. Now, step right up and spin the wheel.'
'Surely you can earn more than this! Someone has to support Medicare and Social Security.'
'First we'll do a whole series of tests. With a medical plan as good as yours we're bound to come up with something.'
'When I said 'We got everything,' I was referring to your bank account...'
The House gives the Senate a leaking GOP health plan.
"Going through our minimalist period, are we...?"
'They say laughter is the best medicine, which is great! That's about all our new health care plan covers now.'
Honk if you oppose the tax on Cadillac health plans.
"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"
'Your bloodwork reveals a slightly worrisome health plan.'