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Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy
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"It's for my back. You have two more questions."
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"I don't get all the hype about treadmill desks."
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'I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians.'
'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'
"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"
"I can't read any ingredients. Is it all natural?"
"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."
"George likes to watch his health."
"You forgot my Diet Cola."
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Raw food, after you leave for work.
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Go over there and say something...
'He eats garlic to fight cancer, he drinks red wine to prevent heart disease and he chews breath mints for the stockholders meeting.'
All Natural Nothing
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"I put an olive in my beer and turn it into a health drink."
'I would be more health conscious if only I could also be unconscious.'
'These days you can't trust the blood back there. Too much toxins. You got to get out here buddy! This where the good, organic stuff is.'
'Those betel nuts went straight to my flanks.'
'So you're the boy who wants to be a health and safety officer.'
'It's middle age spread.' 'I can't believe I'm not thinner.'
'Everyone is so health conscious...But what good is health? It can't buy you money!'
'It's finally happened - no fats, no sugar, no colouring, no ingredients whatsoever!'
'Thanks, but I'm a non smoking building...'
'I like the property - but I'm rather worried about the sugar content.'