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'Your insurance only covered the removal of the damaged organ...you'll have to put the transplant in yourself.'
'Here he comes to save the day. . .'
'I hope these make you feel better, because they're all you're getting.'
'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'
"You gave us quite a scare there Mr. Edwards! We thought we lost your credit card information."
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Woman looking at a sign in a pharmacy that says "Staff Picks"
Tags:pharmacy, pharmacies, chemist, chemists, chemist's, pharmacists, pharmacists, drugstore, drugstores, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, over the counter, over-the-counter, prescribed, medical, staff, staff picks, staff favourites, staff favourites, recommendation, recommendations, suggestions, suggestions, drug abuse, medicine abuse, prescription abuse, pharmaceutical abuse, addiction, addict, addicts, healthcare, health care, insurance, health insurance
Beltway Car Pool"Under the proposal, regional 'health alliances'—essentially, giant insurance-buying pools—would collect money from employers and individuals and in return offer them a variety of competing health plans. A national health board would control the alliances' budgets and prevent them from raising insurance premiums over a certain amount. Cool!"
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"Oh my, your fever's way down."
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'She's going to need a prescription for light-headedness, She fainted when I told her how much her meds cost,'
Tags:pharmacy, pharmacies, pharmacist, pharmacists, medication, medications, light-headed, light headed, faint, faints, fainting, fainted, fainter, fainters, cost, costs, costing, bill, bills, billing, biller, billers, prescription, prescriptions, drug, medicare, nhs, health insurance, charges, close to home
"Sire, they also want dental."
Tags:health insurance, health care plan, health-care plan, health care insurance, health care cover, health plan, health cover, health, magna carta, king john, john, first barons' war, magna carta libertatum, dental, dentist, insurance, ppo, preferred provider organization, king, knights, rebellion, 1215, runnymede, political demands, political demand
"He was doing well at first, but then he started drifting in and out of health coverage."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, visitor, visitors, bedridden, bad condition, bad news, death, dying, health insurance, bill, bills, money, medical bill, medical bills, medical costs, cost, costs, expenses, expensive, medical billing, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, socialised healthcare, socialised health care, socialized healthcare, socialized health care, medicaid, medicare, obamacare, drifting in and out, health coverage
'Maybe our health insurance people aren't sticklers.'
"Will I be penalized for not having health insurance if I'm young and I'm actually invincible?"
Tags:health insurance, mandate, mandates, healthcare mandate, healthcare, obamacare, repeal, repeals, repealing, tax, taxes, taxing, penalty, penalties, superhero, superheroes, liability, liabilities, insurance company, insurance companies, tax day, tax days, tax season, paying taxes, american healthcare
'Looks like your medical insurance does not cover pre-existing organs.'
"We may already be too late, Mr. Parker."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, wasting away, dying, diagnosis, diagnoses, too late, health, unhealthy, sick, sickness, ill, illness, health, health care, healthcare, health insurance, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, medicare, medicaid, waiting
Take one Per Day as Affordable.
'You've only got a few days left to use up your healthcare benefits for the year. I'm going to call to see if I can get you in for a colonoscopy.'
Tags:colonoscopy, colonoscopies, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, line, lines, cable, cables, wire, wires, health insurance, medical insurance, health cover, medical cover, appointment, appointments, doctor, doctors, benefit, benefits, husband, husbands, wife, wives, hospitals, real life adventures
"We don't offer a health-care plan. Instead, we have Lou persuade you not to get sick."
Tags:health-care, health care, health, healthy, insurance, health insurance, health plan, cover, health-care plans, health care plans, health care plan, health-care cover, private health, ppo, ppo plan, preferred provider organization, preferred provider organization plan, medicine, medical, medicals, threat, threatening, persuade, gangster, implicit threat, health coverage, health care coverage, health-care coverage, coverage
'It's a medical bill for $25,000 from Jimmy.'
"If our ambulance hadn't hit you, you might be waiting ten or fifteen minutes for another one."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, nurse, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, emergency, emergency room, a&e, a and e, casualty, casualties, er, health insurance, insurance, medical bills, medical, medical bill, ambulance, ambulances, medical billing, health care act, health care, obamacare, medicare, medicaid, universal healthcare, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, accident, accidents, convenient, paradox, paradoxical
'If you feel Obamacare doesn't go far enough, we can send you to Canada to see how you like their healthcare.'
'Is he well enough to look at his hospital bill, doctor?'
'Just so you know, a broken wrist caused by punching your doctor in the eye is NOT covered by your insurance!'
'The Electronic Health Records software works very well. I entered the patient's medications, vitals, and allergies. The software calculated the course of treatment, projected outcome, and anticipate insurance reimbursement.'
"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."
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