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'...by doubling up on patients in the MRI, we're able to cut costs in half...'
'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'
"Is there a doctor who accepts Medicaid in the house?"
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'My insurance won't pay for an MRI!'
'Health Clinic for the insured: Practice limited to lottery winners only.
'Excuse me, Sir, could you spare $200,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'
'Before you get ecstatic . . .this is a chart of employee medical costs.'
Insurance claim on Grandma
'Of course I'm still sick! I couldn't afford the ounce of prevention, let alone the pound of cure.'
"The dental procedure will cost a couple of thousand. But keep in mind we do include a free toothbrush."
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"It's a frustrating case. He's worth $16 mil and we can't find anything wrong with him."
'I have the results of your tests. Luckily, your HMO lowered the acceptable values, so you don't need any other tests.'
'Never mind! He's in an HMO. ...They're sending a tow truck.'
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'You're doing fine Mr. Marney. We'll have you and worrying about the survival of medicare before you know it.'
'That is one nasty whiplash!'
'I feel a lot better! I hacked into your computer and reduced my insurance co-pay.'
'Your tests are back, and we've narrowed it down to something expensive.'
'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'
'Senator Harvil will explain how private health care with a public trigger option will work.'
'I'd like to be frozen until health insurance will cover my pre-existing conditions.'
'In Health News, insurance companies profits are up, but patient's life expectancy is down.'
'I have some bad news if you're poor and some good news if you're rich.'
Help! Will disrupt health care reform town meetings in return for health coverage.
'Rising health care costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients, Mr. Harvil.'