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"I have fun-size kale bars for those using recyclable bags."
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"I find the yoga helps me to be more irritating."
Tags:yoga, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, irritation, irritations, irritating, new age, hippy dippy, incessant, lifestyle, lifestyles, healthy lifestyle, healthy lifestyles, health nut, health nuts, yoga instructor, yoga instructors, yogi, guru, gurus, exercise, exercises, exercising, stretch, stretches, stretching
"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"
Tags:statin, statins, cholesterol, cholesterol levels, fatty food, fatty foods, diet, diets, dieting, prescription, prescriptions, high cholesterol, bad cholesterol, drug, drug dealer, drug dealers, drug dealing, stodge, stodgy food, stodgy foods, health nut, health nuts, bar food, bar foods, diner food, diner foods, carnivore, carnivores, carnivorous, medication, medications, drug abuse, drug abuser, drug abusers, drug user, drug users, drug use
"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."
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A health food store uses a salt substitute to salt the sidewalk.
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"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"
Tags:health, health junkie, health nut, healthy eating, fitness, fitness junkie, bodybuilder, bodybuilder, bodybuilding, in shape, protein shake, wheat germ, yogurt, yoghurt, errand, errands, grocery shopping, groceries, food shopping, modern life, modern living, new age, health nut, health nuts, healthy living
Introducing the Tofuton
"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"
Tags:wellness, healthy eater, healthy eaters, healthy eating, eat, eats, nutrition, nutritionist, nutritionists, diet, diet, dieting, dietitian, dietitians, dietician, dieticians, beer, beers, drink beer, drinks beer, gender divide, gender division, gender divisions, gender stereotype, gender stereotyping, unhealthy, unhealthy behavior, unhealthy behaviors, unhealthy behaviour, unhealthy behaviours, exercise, exercises, exercising, health nut, health nuts
"It's heartbreaking. He was just getting real definition in his lats."
Tags:lat, lats, exercise, exercises, exercising, health nut, health nuts, priority, priorities, physical fitness, grave, graves, graveside, cemetery, cemeteries, heartbreaking, priority, priorities, superficial, superficiality, latissimus dorsi muscles, muscles, muscleman, musclemen, weightlifter, weightlifters, weight lifter, weight lifters, weightlifting, die, dies, dying, obsession, obsessions, obsessed
"So now I have to learn about the health benefits of turmeric?"
"My goodness, Mr. Barret, with all those vitamins and all that jogging, we thought you'd never show up!"
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"Sure doc, I can eat healthy tasteless food and exercise until my lungs implode. Or, you can just inject some drain cleaner into my eyeball and save us both a lot of time and trouble."
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"Captain's log, supplemental."
Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.
Tags:gluten-free, gluten-free cookie, gluten-free cookies, gluten-free biscuit, gluten-free biscuits, organic, health nut, health nuts, health food, santa, santa claus, father christmas, milk and cookies, christmas, xmas, x-mas, present, presents, christmas present, christmas presents, bad food, unwanted food, gross, inedible
"I can't read any ingredients. Is it all natural?"
'Curses on historical perspective.'
Another session of the lunch-hour scientists...
'Aack! Four star guilt!!'
'From the neck up, I worry about credit card debt. From the neck down I worry about fat debt.'
'You've hit the fitness plateau.'
To get a more intense workout, the spinning class at Gervmont Health Club worse hip waders the whole time.
"You'd tell me if I was genetically modified?"
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'for all the time men spend looking at women's bodies, they know absolutely nothing about them.'
'Let me at it! Let me see!!'