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'Ok...so maybe it's more than just a 'bad habit'...'
'75% of our resources are taken up dealing with the aged and infirm...and that's just the staff!'
"You gave us quite a scare there Mr. Edwards! We thought we lost your credit card information."
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"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"
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"By your own admission, Bennett, you have twelve children. I'm afraid our insurance company defines that as a preexisting condition."
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"You're free to go, sir. But, seriously, I'd get that prostate looked at."
"Someday we'll look back at this as the golden age of childhood obesity."
"But all joking aside,about two or three months."
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"Donald is an appendicitis survivor, too."
Tags:appendicitis, appendix, appendixes, medicine, medical, survive, survivor, overreaction, overreact, trauma, traumatic, shared traumas, small talk, small-talk, medical procedure, medical procedures, shared interest, shared interests, conversation starter, conversation skill, conversation skills, conversation starters, medical problem, medical problems, health problem, health problems, appendectomy, appendectomies, conversations, converse
Tags:king, kings, train bearer, train bearers, smoking, smoker, smokers, health problem, health problems, lung cancer, excess, attendant, attendants, boy attendant, boy attendants, royalty, royal, capitalism, capitalist, super size, supersize, modern society, modern attitudes, modern day attitudes, consumerism, consumer, consumers, self image, vain, vanity, self obsessed, self obsession, self presentation, wealth, wealthy, commercialism, capitalism, capitalist, servant, servants, grand, grandeur, self image, self obsessed, self obsession, appearance, authority
"Want to score some flu shots.?"
Tags:flu shot, flu shots, vaccinate, vaccinates, vaccinating, vaccination, vaccinations, flu, influenza, park bench, park benches, drug, drug use, drug abuse, drug abuser, drug abusers, thrill, thrills, thrillseeker, thrillseekers, thrillseeking, thrill seeker, thrill seekers, thrill seeking, jab, jabs, flu jab, flu jabs, elderly, grow old, growing old, health, health problem, health problems, adventurous, dangerous, live dangerously, living dangerously, medication, medications, prescription, prescriptions
It occurred to Norman that he was using far, far too much salt.
"My heart is healthy, but my liver is shot to hell."
Tags:heart, hearts, liver, livers, organ, organs, shot to hell, health problem, health problems, medical problem, medical problems, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, health problem, health problems, drink problem, drink problems, drinking problem, drinking problems, physical, physicals, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, organ failure, organ failures
"Nothing serious, Bob - just a case of the forties."
A man with a happy face balloon is about to have it popped by Death.
Tags:happy face, happy faces, smiley, smileys, smiley face, smiley faces, good day, good days, death, angel of death, grim reaper, unexpected, uninvited, surprise, surprises, mortal, mortality, downer, downers, burst your bubble, bursting your bubbles, health problem, health problems, sudden death, sudden deaths, accident, accidents, car accident, car accidents, life
"I don't know what the big deal is. I've been having rolling blackouts for years."
"Think of how many healthcare - related jobs we're creating."
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'Too much intake - not enough burnout.'
'And if it's anthrax... Can I still eat whatever I like?'
George doesn't let his asthma get in the way of his playing the tuba in the school band.
"I was able to get in one last lecture about diet and exercise."
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"Can we stop talking about turmeric now?"
Tags:nutritional supplement, nutritional supplements, turmeric, turmerics, holistic medicine, alternative medicine, alternative medicines, gossip, gossips, gossiping, gossiper, gossipers, turmeric supplement, turmeric supplements, health benefit, health benefits, health problem, health problems, bore, bored, boring, boredom
"I'm being sued, Daddy...Mr. Jenkins down the street claims his obesity is due to the cookies I sold him when I was a little girl!"
Dolphins Coming Up for a Smole
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"Take this, in case it flares up again."