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'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'
DIY Electrics reader is being followed by the Grim Reaper.
'Oh, for Pete's sake! Not the smoke alarm again!'
'I don't trust carry-out food. . . when you find a hair in my cooking, you don't hafta worry about where it came from!'
Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time
I threw my back out picking up the guidelines
Every now and then, Doreen liked to see how many people were paying attention to her safety talk.
'The inspectors will never find us here!'
Unsafe factories in Bangladesh.
'New health and safety regulations.'
Health and safety ...accident waiting to happen
Humbug! What has health and safety ever done ! Apart from dramatically reduce accidents at work...cut serious injuries...reduce time off sick...
'Well, maybe the world isn't quite ready for our ultra-deluxe smooth glide 36 blade razor.'
'Sure, it's a great invention, but does it comply with all government guidelines?'
'I tried it at home...'
'No, no Mrs Watkins. Wrapping children in cotton wool flies in the face of all our health and safety guidelines. It's a terrible choke hazard.'
'There's been an accident down at the plant.'
'You may call it gum on the rim of your wine glass, but in this place, we call it a garnish.'
'Welcome again to 'myth-busters'. . . We're just going to spend an hour blowing stuff up!'
'There's always one.'
'Nice try, Mom! They're pinking shears.'
'I tripped over a box of red tape.'
You must be this tall to bump head on sign.
'Hey, read the sign. Now get to washing!'
'I baked a file into it like you asked, but I was worried about you cutting your tongue, so I broke it into lots of chewable pieces first.'