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This Year's Spa
Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.
"Frank you're starting to turn red, Frank?"
At the health spa: "Where's the washroom? I need to detoxify."
"I've been down here 50 years, but you'd never know it. Staying out of the sun has kept my skin fresh, firm and wrinkle-free."
"Mr. Behan. . . I think you misunderstood '8 am Coffee Session'."
'My friend here would like to try the Brazilian.'
Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.
'Don't ya love relaxing at the beauty shop, Joy?'
'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'
Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.
Health Club: We sweat the small stuff.
"Every once in a while I go to the sewage treatment plant to get cleaned up."
Ahhh, the delights of hot fizzy cow urine!
'I'm just making some grilled cheese sandwiches for my co-workers and then you can start your tanning session, miss.'
The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.
'Rare, medium or well done?'
'I've put my days of overeating behind me - now I'm here to work it off.'
'I sure hope business picks up soon.'
'At this company, we don't get sick, Kiesnowski!'
'This is the place I was telling you about.'
Fish pedicures - a woman with her feet in goldfish bowls, with the fish complaining about what they have to eat since the beauty craze took off.
'Karla worries about being asked to take her shoes off at the airport.'