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This Year's Spa
"Frank you're starting to turn red, Frank?"
"Mr. Behan. . . I think you misunderstood '8 am Coffee Session'."
'My friend here would like to try the Brazilian.'
'Don't ya love relaxing at the beauty shop, Joy?'
'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'
Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.
Health Club: We sweat the small stuff.
"Every once in a while I go to the sewage treatment plant to get cleaned up."
'I'm just making some grilled cheese sandwiches for my co-workers and then you can start your tanning session, miss.'
The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.
'Rare, medium or well done?'
'I've put my days of overeating behind me - now I'm here to work it off.'
'At this company, we don't get sick, Kiesnowski!'
'I sure hope business picks up soon.'
'This is the place I was telling you about.'
Fish pedicures - a woman with her feet in goldfish bowls, with the fish complaining about what they have to eat since the beauty craze took off.
Masseuse With Rolling Pin
'Medium well, please.'
Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.
Colonic irrigation: Cancelled due to hosepipe ban.
Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.
A spa bath at Mapledurham.
'It's Mrs Palmer. She's set solid.'