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"There will be a bit of a wait while we figure out a market solution to your problem."
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"Let's play health care!"
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'Does it look like we have a dental plan?'
"I sure hope we can sign up for health care before we die of natural causes."
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"This patient has a rare form of medical insurance."
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"Under your plan, the cute dogs do the surgery and the robots comfort you in the recovery room."
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"Under our health care plan, you get low premiums, a low deductible and a free, yearly probe."
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'Don't be alarmed. We've cut out the middleman.'
Medical center check in and check out windows.
"I'm sorry, but now the healthcare plan demands that you run a marathon.
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'Well, we don't have a health care plan, per se. However, our drinking water is laced with chicken soup.'
'When I said 'We got everything,' I was referring to your bank account...'
"You have WHICH healthcare plan?!"
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GOP answer to healthcare for the uninsured - an aluminum hard hat.
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"You've got to eat less because of your small wage? Well, that's our company health care plan!"
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"Would you folks please stop checking the time? It's making me nervous."
"My company's health care plan? My boss helps me to eat less and to lose weight...he cut my salary."
'We have a great healthcare plan. Well worth selling the house to pay for.'
'I monitor healthcare coverage changes hot off the wire.'
'Is this a good time to talk about health insurance?'
Miss Me Yet? Your Plan, Your Doctor!
"A company dental healthcare plan? Well, you can chew on this used squeaky bone to strengthen your teeth. I just bought a new one for my dog."
'We're going to cancel your dental health plan Mr Johnson, namely because you don't have any teeth.'
'They say laughter is the best medicine, which is great! That's about all our new health care plan covers now.'
'THIS is what they call a 'health care plan'??!'