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"I'm sending you to someone who's less squeamish."
"I'm tired of playing essential worker! I do all the work, and you're not even wearing a mask!"
"Try jiggling the liver."
"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."
"When they said they were bringing in private firms to help with winter I thought they meant doctors."
"Over here, by the whatchanacalalit...somebody get the anatomy book."
'I won't be here next week, so the nurse will check you. And if the nurse isn't here, just ask the cleaner.'
'Well, Mr. Swine, it looks like you pulled a hamstring.'
Man on crutches sees door with 'Jammed Knees', handles says 'Please Pull My Leg'.
Doctor to pig: 'You've been pigging out on pan pizzas, eh? I'm taking you off square meals.'