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"You both appear to be in excellent health."
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Early Exercise Machines
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, gym, gyms, gym goer, gym goes, fit, fitness, fit people, fit person, exercise, exercising, exercise machine, exercise machines, health, healthy, healthy living, health fad, health fads, invention, inventions, treadmill, treadmills, stationary bike, stationary bikes, stationary bicycle, stationary bicycles, punch bag, punch bags, box, boxer, boxers, boxing, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, run, running, runner, runners, primitive, basic
"Yeah, but for a fat guy who doesn't exercise I'm in pretty good shape."
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'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'
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"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"
"Good news—those lumps were just coal."
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"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."
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"If you must know—pizza, pepperoni pizza, and I'm going to relish every damn bite."
Tags:food, delivery, pizza, pizzas, pepperoni, woman, women, diet, diets, dieting, eating healthy, healthy eating, healthy diet, eating habits, junk food, unhealthy, health, healthy, vegetables, veggies, vegetables, veggie, fruit, fruits, veg, carrot, carrots, asparagus, pear, pears, apple, apples, bean, beans, relish, enjoy, enjoyment, fitness, giving in, cheat day, cheat days
"As a species we're endangered. As an individual I'm in great shape."
"Medicine is giving the eat-drink-and-be-merry model another look."
Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture
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Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy
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"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."
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"We don't offer a health-care plan. Instead, we have Lou persuade you not to get sick."
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"Have you considered installing a dehumidifier?"
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"If these don't make you feel better in a week you can come back here and kick my arse."
"And if you prick me, do I not bleed?"
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Providing Healthcare For All
"By your own admission, Bennett, you have twelve children. I'm afraid our insurance company defines that as a preexisting condition."
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"These medicines all taste pretty good - let's approve them."
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"I love the sense of danger that comes with brushing up against childhood obesity."
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"Someday we'll look back at this as the golden age of childhood obesity."
"Science is baffled. I hope you're happy."
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