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'Maybe our health insurance people aren't sticklers.'
"Staring holes in me probably increases your risk of stroke."
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"I've compiled a list of fitness-obsessed celebrities who died of natural causes at the age you are now."
I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.
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"No, you can't count an extra olive in your martini as a serving of vegetables."
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"Science is baffled. I hope you're happy."
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"I don't get all the hype about treadmill desks."
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'How much longer do I have before I have to change to a healthy lifestyle?'
New Studies Show All Foods Bad For You.
"I find the yoga helps me to be more irritating."
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"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."
'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'
Fast food trap.
Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea
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"I'm eighteen, Clay. I don't have to work out."
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A group of business people stand outside smoking and drinking.
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"I'm putting you on a whatever-you-like-to-eat-don't diet."
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'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'
"Do you have any reading material that doesn't mock the sedentary life?"
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'Inside of me is a skinny person urging me to join a gym. That's when I sedate her with a slice of chocolate pie.'
'I am not overweight. I'm gravity enhanced.'
Vending machines. Junk food. Robotic surgery.
'You need to walk more.'
Who Asked You?
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"For now, I want you to stay off siege ladders."
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