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The Guy Who Invented An Alcohol Substitute
'Ill have the salad. But could I have it made out of chocolate?'
"Look! Now they offer healthy choices we can glance at before ordering our usual junk."
'Dreamy! Now how many pounds of beef can you put on one bun?'
'It's diet because we roll it down the hill, and you chase it.'
'I know it's healthier but I climbed the stairs yesterday and when I finally reached the very top office, working time was already over!'
Low fat diets.
'I'd recommend our special diet offer, sir. You pay for three steaks and get none.'
'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'