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'What was that...I didn't catch that what...What?'
'I said... SPEAK UP!'
'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''
Here's your problem. You have an iPod.
'You can tell how old someone is by counting their rings.'
Selective Hearing for Men (Wife/TV/Off)
'I thought my grandfather was really modern until I found out what I thought was a Bluetooth headset was really a hearing aid.'
'My tinnitus is so loud it keeps my wife awake.'
'He's been rather deaf since the Big Bang.'
'How's the new hearing aid?'
'You know you're getting old when your mail fills up with offers for hearing aids and mobility chairs.'
"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."
Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'
'I said, 'YES, I CAN GIVE YOU DIRECTIONS TO GET HERE!''
"I said, it's the only hearing aid covered by your insurance."
Elevator volume control.
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"Mind if I turn my hearing aid down?"
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Man with sign reading 'What?' and a hand for cupping to his ear.
Old woman with headphones on her ear trumpet.
Old man with archaic ear horn says: 'This was state of the art when I joined the waiting list ...'
"Yours is the one with the hearing aid."
"I'm afraid a hearing aid will make me look old."
'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'
'Sorry, what was that?'