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'What was that...I didn't catch that what...What?'
'The specialist gave me this medicine for my hearing loss. He said two drops a day in my beer, but so far I haven't noticed any improvements.'
Hard of Hearing Institute.
'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''
Guide dogs for the deaf
Tags:guide dogs, guide dogs, hearing-aid dog, hearing-aid dogs, helper animal, helper animals, helper dog, helper dogs, guide dog, hearing loss, hearing problem, hearing problems, blindness, blind, deaf, deafness, canine, seeing-eye dogs, puppies, puppy, megaphone, loudhailer, shouting, hollering, man's best friend, disabled, disability
'My tinnitus is so loud it keeps my wife awake.'
"What the hell do you want kelp for?"
Tags:dog, dogs, rescue, rescues, rescue dog, rescue dogs, dog owner, dog owners, rescuing, rescuer, rescuers, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, old-age, old age, pensioner, pensioners, deaf, deafness, hearing loss, hearing problem, hearing problems, misheard, mishear, mishearing
"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."
"Mabel, this rabbit ear transplant is not working. I still can't hear that dang T.V.!"
"I didn't say you were hard of herring, I said hearing."
'I said, 'YES, I CAN GIVE YOU DIRECTIONS TO GET HERE!''
'I'm really beginning to feel my age, Lou. Irene used the can opener today and I didn't even hear it.'
'Ringing in your ears, you say?'
"I think you need a hearing test."
Tags:hearing test, heating tests, hearing exam, hearing exams, hearing problem, hearing problems, deaf, deafness, hearing loss, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, mishear, misheard, mishearing, listening, geriatrics, geriatric medicine, ent
As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.
Tags:fashions, fashion statement, fashion statements, fashion disaster, fashion disasters, dress sense, dress-sense, hearing problem, hearing problems, hearing loss, deaf, deafness, loud clothes, loud clothing, loud outfit, loud outfits, old age, old-age, ageing, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens
Worst-case scenario.....Best-case scenario...
"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."
Tags:singer, singers, song, songs, tuneless, tunelessness, tuneful, rehearsal, rehearsals, choir, choirs, deaf, cat, cats, dog, dogs, bad singer, bad singers, bad singer, hearing loss, tone deaf, parlour, parlours, parlor, parlors, married couple, deaf, deafness, tuneless singing, rock 'n' roll rock and roll, rock n roll
"Phones used to be easier to hear on."
'What Burl just said was to sit down 'cause he's not ready to take you to the store yet, Ma!!'
"I'm afraid a hearing aid will make me look old."
"He's not even a veterinarian! Why does my doctor want me to come in and have my herring checked?"
Doctor looks into ear of Beethoven statue
Tags:beethoven, statue, statues, monument, monuments, ear doctors, ear specialist, ear specialists, consultant, consultants, hearing loss, hearing problem, hearing problems, ear doctor, deafness, otorhinolaryngologists, otolaryngologists, otorhinolaryngologist, otolaryngologist, ent doctor, ent doctors, ent specialist, ent specialists, composer, composers, musician, musicians
"My new hearing aids came with closed captioning."
The damage from wearing headphones.
Grandpa Billy never did understand how you can listen to music using ear spuds.
Tags:generation gap, generation gaps, hearing problem, hearing problems, deaf, deafness, hearing loss, earbud, earbuds, ear-bud, ear-buds, headphone, headphones, technophobe, luddite, luddites, grandpa, grandpas, grandfather, grandfathers, granddad, granddads, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, old age, old-age, mp3 player, mp3 players