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'Ok...so maybe it's more than just a 'bad habit'...'
'Maybe our health insurance people aren't sticklers.'
'The 'Humungo Meal' comes with your choice of 2 sides...heart disease, high blood pressure, diabetes or obesity.'
'I haven't got all your results back from the labs, but an initial 'off the cuff' diagnosis would be that you're a 'heart attack waiting to happen.'
"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting
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"We have to talk."
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"What are we going to do about those air pollution complaints?"
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'Unbelievable. Smoking a cigarette while shoveling snow. Did he leave a note?'
'Is it me or is it a bad idea to eat at a place that prints CPR instructions on their placemats?'
"Apparently, it's extremely bad for the heart. But I wouldn't worry ??" it only affects people who have one."
Smoking is suicide
"I eat cheap greasy food so I can save for my cardiologist bills in the future."
'Now, remember the routine. You're good cholesterol and I'm bad cholesterol.'
"It can't hurt us. We're cockroaches."
'Irregular heartbeat. Due to irregular exercise.'
'He had chest pains. A real wake-up call to slow down a bit. Unfortunately, he was on another line and missed it.'
'Smoking is dangerous, you know.'
Fat Free Food, Salt Free Food, Cholesterol Free Food and Food Free Food.
'Hike the Alps? I'm getting out of breath just keeping my foot on the accelerator!'
'The doctors just install the artificial heart. We at Al's garage do the maintenance.'
"Take a wild guess, butter boy."
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