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'You've got a better idea? The paddles are Broken. Just turn the key.'
"We have to talk."
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"No, no, it was a heart attack. The air bag worked like a charm."
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"It's from the hospital. They write that the warranty on your heart expires next Thursday. They wish you a hearty farewell!"
"When I yell 'CLEAR' that doesn't mean you."
'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'
"Statistically, people are more likely to die from heart disease than by getting hit with one of those."
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"Good. Now start it up again."
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'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'
"The machine is making a funny noise and the green line went flat!"
Tags:ekg, ecg, electrocardiogram, electrocardiograms, flat, go flat, goes flat, going flat, heart monitor, heart monitors, heart attack, heart attacks, heart failure, heart failures, hospital visit, hospital visits, hospital monitor, hospital monitors, hospital stay, hospital stays, funny noise, funny noises, annoying noise, annoying noises
Woman on exercise machine needing rescue.
Bingo heart attack.
'Golf is bad for the heart. . .Six strokes on the first hole.'
Man about to pay his hospital bill notices a team of doctors and nurses waiting to resuscitate him.
'Please Pardon the Inconvenience as we Remodel the ER.'
'Quick! Give me the paddles!'
'He failed his stress test. He's dead.'
'To think, you nearly decided to bundle a scanner with this PC instead of a defibrillator.'
"Whose idea was it to put her in the cardiac unit?"
Heart monitor sales chart makes man clutch chest.