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"No, no, it was a heart attack. The air bag worked like a charm."
"It's from the hospital. They write that the warranty on your heart expires next Thursday. They wish you a hearty farewell!"
"Good. Now start it up again."
"The machine is making a funny noise and the green line went flat!"
Bingo heart attack.
'Golf is bad for the heart. . .Six strokes on the first hole.'
Man about to pay his hospital bill notices a team of doctors and nurses waiting to resuscitate him.
'Please Pardon the Inconvenience as we Remodel the ER.'
'He failed his stress test. He's dead.'