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"You'll have to be X-rayed, Mr. Jensen. I seem to be picking up Rush Limbaugh."
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"On the upside, you're only one heart attack away from reaching our platinum V.I.P. status."
Tags:heart attack, heart attacks, heart problem, heart problems, heart trouble, heart troubles, thrombosis, thoracic surgeon, thoracic surgeons, surgery, surgeries, surgical procedure, surgical procedures, platinum, platinum status, platinum statuses, vip, vips, v.i.p., v.i.p.s, upside, upsides, veins, arteries, clog, clogs, clogged, clogging
"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."
Tags:town hall, town hall meeting, town hall meetings, diagnosis, diagnoses, heart problem, heart problems, heart trouble, heart troubles, local politics, local politician, local politicians, heart attack, heart attacks, mayor, mayors, city council, city councils, city councilman, city councilmen, protest, protests, protester, protesters, busybody, busybodies, complain, complains, complaint, complaints, whine, whines, whiny, whinge, whinges, whinging, moan, moans, moaning
"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."
Tags:heart, heart problem, heart problems, heart stent, heart stents, signature, signatures, sign, signs, signing, autograph, autographs, open-heart surgery, open-heart surgeries, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, pride, cast, casts, patient, patients, operation, operations, support, supportive, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, xray, xrays, x-ray, x-rays
'I haven't got all your results back from the labs, but an initial 'off the cuff' diagnosis would be that you're a 'heart attack waiting to happen.'
'It's either this or a heart attack!'
Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.
Tags:ode to a nightingale, keats, john keats, literal, literally, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, poet, poets, poem, poems, watcher of the skies, watching the skies, pain, pains, numbness, numb, heart, heart problem, heart problems, heart trouble, heart troubles, drowsy, checkup, checkups, doctor's office, doctor's office, patient, patients, english teacher, english teachers, literature, english literature, english lit, lit major, lit majors
'Does BRIGGS AND STRATTON make a heart monitor? Their small engines are very reliable.'
'So - what does it sound like to you?'
'Your lab tests came back. You're as strong as the U.S dollar. Don't worry, We have medications that can make you better.'
'Bad news - your policy covers your heart itself, but not the arteries.'
"You're lucky, Dave. . . you've had a heart attack to put your career in perspective."
Tags:heart attack, heart attacks, priority, priorities, perspective, perspectives, career, careers, career path, career paths, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, career driven, life-work balance, work-life balance, life/work balance, work/life balance, heart problem, heart problems, life affirming event, life affirming events, life-affirming event, life-affirming events
'Does this policy cover heartburn?'
'Great performance. He was going for a triple bypass, and he did a quadruple.'
'I didn't know he had a pacemaker.'
'Talk about high tech! You'll be getting a pacemaker ipod combo.'
'The pain you're now experiencing is also often called 'Pain at the Pump'!'
'Irregular heartbeat. Due to irregular exercise.'
'Talk about high-tech! You'll be getting a pacemaker ipod combo.'
Blessed are the pacemakers.
dog reading EKG
'It looks right, but actually it's very, very wrong.'
'What do you mean, you've had a change of heart?'
'Of course it's not downloading your iTunes. That's your 24-hour heart monitor.'