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"You'll have to be X-rayed, Mr. Jensen. I seem to be picking up Rush Limbaugh."
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"On the upside, you're only one heart attack away from reaching our platinum V.I.P. status."
Tags:heart attack, heart attacks, heart problem, heart problems, heart trouble, heart troubles, thrombosis, thoracic surgeon, thoracic surgeons, surgery, surgeries, surgical procedure, surgical procedures, platinum, platinum status, platinum statuses, vip, vips, v.i.p., v.i.p.s, upside, upsides, veins, arteries, clog, clogs, clogged, clogging
'How the heck could we lose a $14,000 pacemaker?!'
"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."
Tags:town hall, town hall meeting, town hall meetings, diagnosis, diagnoses, heart problem, heart problems, heart trouble, heart troubles, local politics, local politician, local politicians, heart attack, heart attacks, mayor, mayors, city council, city councils, city councilman, city councilmen, protest, protests, protester, protesters, busybody, busybodies, complain, complains, complaint, complaints, whine, whines, whiny, whinge, whinges, whinging, moans, moaning
"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."
Tags:heart, heart problem, heart problems, heart stent, heart stents, signature, signatures, sign, signs, signing, autograph, autographs, open-heart surgery, open-heart surgeries, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, pride, cast, casts, patient, patients, operation, operations, support, supportive, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, xray, xrays, x-ray, x-rays
'It's either this or a heart attack!'
Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.
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'Unbelievable. Smoking a cigarette while shoveling snow. Did he leave a note?'
'Does BRIGGS AND STRATTON make a heart monitor? Their small engines are very reliable.'
'So - what does it sound like to you?'
'Your lab tests came back. You're as strong as the U.S dollar. Don't worry, We have medications that can make you better.'
'Bad news - your policy covers your heart itself, but not the arteries.'
"You're lucky, Dave. . . you've had a heart attack to put your career in perspective."
Tags:heart attack, heart attacks, priority, priorities, perspective, perspectives, career, careers, career path, career paths, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, career driven, life-work balance, work-life balance, life/work balance, work/life balance, heart problem, heart problems, life affirming event, life affirming events, life-affirming event, life-affirming events
'Great performance. He was going for a triple bypass, and he did a quadruple.'
'I didn't know he had a pacemaker.'
"The speaker was rushed to the hospital with chest pains. Apparently, he has an opportunity with high blood pressure."
'Talk about high tech! You'll be getting a pacemaker ipod combo.'
'Talk about high-tech! You'll be getting a pacemaker ipod combo.'
'The pain you're now experiencing is also often called 'Pain at the Pump'!'
'Irregular heartbeat. Due to irregular exercise.'
'He had chest pains. A real wake-up call to slow down a bit. Unfortunately, he was on another line and missed it.'
Blessed are the pacemakers.
dog reading EKG