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"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."
"Despite advances in modern medicine I'm afraid we're still nable to offer a cue for a 'heart torn apart by the medacity of a temptress who captured your soul."
"Just for future reference, save your private heartache for the third or fourth date."
Love is a many splinted thing....
Brenda Sanchez undergoes her daily moment of ‘Woe Is me.'
"Why are memories so...so...so...memorable?"
'Yes, you guessed it, Einstein, it's a hole where my heart used to be.'
Heartache in the refridgerator.
"Well the good news is that it's not contagious."
"We can do something for your cholesterol. . . but not much for 'a heart torn asunder by the torment of unrequited love'."
"All in favor of ending the heartache and the thousand natural shocks this firm is heir to, say aye."
"I'm afraid that any expenses incurred attempting to repair a broken heart are not tax-deductible."
"My ex wife is a heart surgeon. . . she ripped my heart out!"