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'The bad news is that we've detected an irregular heartbeat. The good news is that the rhythm is irresistible!'
"Thumpety-Thump, Thumpety-Thump, …. Ka-Chunk, Ka-Chunk, Ka-Chunk,… Thumpety-Thump. Thumpety-Thump……"
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"I've got a pulse!"
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'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'
'So - what does it sound like to you?'
"Miss Keenan, I don't seem to be getting any pulse today. Perhaps you should alert legal."
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"Your EKG corresponds with the stock market report."
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"Oooo. That's cold."
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"Your heart rate's good, but it shouldn't be beating under the floor like that."
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'Irregular heartbeat. Due to irregular exercise.'
'Can't you forget about work just once, Anne?'
Hypochodriac worrying about his heart.
'You have an irregular, catchy heartbeat.'
"Any family history of ragtime?"
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'Of course you can't find my heart, I'm a banker.'
"You seem to have a song in your heart."
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"He still has a dial tone."
'I don't know if it's on your end or mine, but I'm getting some bad reception.'
"Good. Now start it up again."
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"You can't check my pulse while I'm checking your pulse!"
"Our entire team has been diagnosed with an irregular heartbeat."
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"We may not need our cardio exercise today. I've already reached my target heart rate!"
'I admire your persistence doctor. But face it. You've lost this patient.'