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"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bug, bugs, insect, insects, cockroach, cockroaches, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, date, dates, dating, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, heartbreak, heartbroken, ddt, d.d.t., dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane, insecticide, pesticide, survivor, survivors, survival, get over, tough, strong, pest control, pest management, exterminator, exterminators, chemical, chemicals, chemist, chemists
"Herbert, I've decided to seek your ouster."
Tags:ouster, ousters, divorce, divorced, divorcing, separate, separation, separated, breakup, breakups, breaking up, broken up, broke up, dump, dumped, heartbreak, heartbroken, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women
"I've got to be honest, Maureen. I don't love you."
Tags:love, loves, brutal, brutality, police, police brutality, cop, cops, heartless, heartlessness, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, split up, splits up, splitting up, divorce, divorces, divorcing, accuse, accuses, accusation, accusations, accuser, accusers, heartless, cold-hearted, antipathy, anger, angers, angry, couple, couples, heartbreak, heartbreaker, heartbreakers, heartbroken, law enforcement
"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."
Tags:broken heart, broken hearts, heartbreak, heartbroken, dumped, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling, grieve, grieving, grievance, depressed, depression
"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."
"Good morning, folks, this is Captain Holwood from the flight deck. We'll be cruising at thirty-five thousand feet today, and I'll be finally taking control of my life, struggling to satisfy the needs of only one person—me!"
Tags:air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, pilot, pilots, co-pilot, co-pilots, copilot, copilots, announcement, announcements, loudspeaker, captain, captains, mental health, self-esteem, self-confidence, ego, flight deck, flight decks, taking control, life, breakdown, breakdowns, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, heartbreak, broken heart, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, family, families, family issues, family problems
"I never meant to hurt you."
"Dear USPS - Julie Michael's mail is no longer in care of Apt. 8-B. She has moved out to Queens. Queens!! Can you believe it??? Three years I devoted to that woman! Oh, well. C'est la vie. I'll find someone else I suppose. Eventually. Yeah, right!"
Tags:forward mail, forwards mail, forwarding mail, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, mailbox, mailboxes, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, heartbreak, heartbreaking, heartbroken, love, loves, post, posts, postbox, postboxes, delivery, deliveries, deliver, delivers, delivering
'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'
"Damn it, Stevens, this is business. I need you to fly out to Tulsa, and if there's someone you're trying to forget in Tulsa I'm sorry."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, business trip, business trips, relationship, relationships, breakup, breakups, broken up, corporate, corporation, corporations, couple, couples, ex, exes, ex girlfriend, ex girlfriends, ex boyfriend, ex boyfriends, heartbreak
"And, by the way, there are a hell of a lot fewer levels to you than you give yourself credit for."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, broke up, broken up, dumped, heartbreak, heartbroken, heartbroke, insult, insults, insulting, angry, anger, mad, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, ex, exes, divorce, divorced
"It's not you—it's natural selection."
Tags:natural selection, breakup, breakups, split up, splits up, splitting up, breaking up, break up, break ups, deer, buck, bucks, evolution, evolve, evolves, evolving, natural world, survival of the fittest, ex, exes, ex-boyfriend, ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriends, heartbreak, heartbroken, it's not you, breakup speech, breakup speeches, cliche, cliches, cliched, hunter, hunters, hunting, deer hunter, deer hunters, deer hunting, excuse, excuses, lame excuse, lame excuses
'Sorry! I've changed my mind.'
I Was Married to Banksy.
Tags:banksy, modern art, modern artist, street artist, street artists, street art, graffiti, vandal, vandals, artist, artists, street artist, street artists, counterculture, relationship, relationships, relationship problem, relationship problems, secret identity, secret identities, identity, identities, anonymous, anonymity, tagger, taggers, tagging, tag, tags, love story, love stories, secret life, secret lives, double life, double lives, heartbreak, heartbroken, inspiration, inspirations, inspire, inspires, inspiring
"I understand the need to give a little and take a little but why on earth must our poor hearts break a little?"
"Despite advances in modern medicine I'm afraid we're still nable to offer a cue for a 'heart torn apart by the medacity of a temptress who captured your soul."
Tags:gp, doctor, patient, valentines day, valentines, love, heart, heartbreak, heartache, relationship, relationships, medicine, cure, science, broken heart, broken hearts, temptress, temptresses, seduction, seductions, seduced, used, feeling used, bad break-up, bad break-ups, nasty break-up, nasty break-ups
"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"
"it doesn't have to end like this, Margaret!"
Tags:buried alive, murder, murders, murderers, murderers, burial, burials, revenge, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, overreact, overreactions, overreaction, heartbreak
'You were warned about mixed marriages.'
"I'm giving love one more try."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, love, heartbreak, heartbroken, rebound, rebounds, affection, affectionate, romantic, romance, dating, date, dates, girlfriend, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends
Love is a many splinted thing....
"I've been divorced for six years and I'm still feeling aftershocks."
Tags:divorce, divorces, divorced, divorcee, divorcees, breakup, breakups, breaking up, broken up, broke up, separate, separated, separation, separations, single, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, aftershock, heartbreak, heartbreaks, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks
"I don't love you anymore. Let's just be friends."