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"Dear USPS - Julie Michael's mail is no longer in care of Apt. 8-B. She has moved out to Queens. Queens!! Can you believe it??? Three years I devoted to that woman! Oh, well. C'est la vie. I'll find someone else I suppose. Eventually. Yeah, right!"
"It's heartbreaking. He was just getting real definition in his lats."
"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!"
'Well, it's not that I regret marrying a cockroach, but looking at the poor thing walking around for two weeks now since the decapitation, just breaks my heart.'
"...but, Bettyjo, when you were passing, you promised me that you would be waiting for me up here."
"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"