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"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bug, bugs, insect, insects, cockroach, cockroaches, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, date, dates, dating, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, heartbreak, heartbroken, ddt, d.d.t., dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane, insecticide, pesticide, survivor, survivors, survival, get over, tough, strong, pest control, pest management, exterminator, exterminators, chemical, chemicals, chemist, chemists
"Herbert, I've decided to seek your ouster."
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"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."
Tags:broken heart, broken hearts, heartbreak, heartbroken, dumped, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling, grieve, grieving, grievance, depressed, depression
"I've got to be honest, Maureen. I don't love you."
Tags:love, loves, brutal, brutality, police, police brutality, cop, cops, heartless, heartlessness, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, split up, splits up, splitting up, divorce, divorces, divorcing, accuse, accuses, accusation, accusations, accuser, accusers, heartless, cold-hearted, antipathy, anger, angers, angry, couple, couples, heartbreak, heartbreaker, heartbreakers, heartbroken, law enforcement
"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."
"And as you can see, my beautiful assistant has disappeared...months ago...with my brother."
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"Dear USPS - Julie Michael's mail is no longer in care of Apt. 8-B. She has moved out to Queens. Queens!! Can you believe it??? Three years I devoted to that woman! Oh, well. C'est la vie. I'll find someone else I suppose. Eventually. Yeah, right!"
Tags:forward mail, forwards mail, forwarding mail, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, mailbox, mailboxes, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, heartbreak, heartbreaking, heartbroken, love, loves, post, posts, postbox, postboxes, delivery, deliveries, deliver, delivers, delivering
"'Bad dog, bad dog,' she said. 'We should have gotten a cat."
Tags:dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, bad dog, competition, cat, cats, cats and dogs, the competition, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, reject, rejects, rejection, rejections, rejected, heartbroken, therapy, therapists, therapist, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychoanalysis
"And, by the way, there are a hell of a lot fewer levels to you than you give yourself credit for."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, broke up, broken up, dumped, heartbreak, heartbroken, heartbroke, insult, insults, insulting, angry, anger, mad, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, ex, exes, divorce, divorced
"It's not you—it's natural selection."
Tags:natural selection, breakup, breakups, split up, splits up, splitting up, breaking up, break up, break ups, deer, buck, bucks, evolution, evolve, evolves, evolving, natural world, survival of the fittest, ex, exes, ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriends, heartbreak, heartbroken, it's not you, breakup speech, breakup speeches, cliche, cliches, cliched, hunter, hunters, hunting, deer hunter, deer hunters, deer hunting, excuse, excuses, lame excuse, lame excuses
I Was Married to Banksy.
Tags:banksy, modern art, modern artist, street artist, street artists, street art, graffiti, vandal, vandals, artist, artists, street artist, street artists, counterculture, relationship, relationships, relationship problem, relationship problems, secret identity, secret identities, identity, identities, anonymous, anonymity, tagger, taggers, tagging, tag, tags, love story, love stories, secret life, secret lives, double life, double lives, heartbreak, heartbroken, inspiration, inspirations, inspire, inspires, inspiring
"I'm giving love one more try."
"I don't love you anymore. Let's just be friends."
"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"
A woman's heart drops to the floor and breaks.
"Oh no! You, again?"
Tags:heartbroken, heartbreak, heartbreaks, heart, hearts, heart problem, heart problems, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, broken heart, broken hearts, broken hearted, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, healthcare, divorce, divorces, heart surgeon, heart surgeons, cardiac surgery, cardiac surgeon, cardiac surgeons
"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!"
We can still be friends cafe.
"Why are memories so...so...so...memorable?"
"Do your dad and tia know you broke up with Smiley?"
'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'
'Yeah, I know there are plenty of fish in the sea! See that's the problem, plenty of fish, fish, fish!'
'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'