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'Considering the price of natural gas vs. cat food, I calculated that it's cheaper to heat the house with the body heat of 50 cats.'
"I feel a draft."
"Face it - we're lost."
Boiling Hot Presidents
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"Why don't you just sign for both of us."
Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives
'Caution slippery pyramid' sign on ancient Egyptian pyramids.
Well, I'm not leaving.
"It's practically impossible to heat this damned place."
'Thank goodness I remembered to bring my sweatband.'
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Tags:wasabi, sushi, caricature, caricatures, monster movie, monster movies, monster film, monster films, heat, spicy, spicy food, spicy foods, lon chaney, phantom of the opera, burn, burns, burning, japanese food, japanese restaurant, japanese restaurants, surprise, surprises, surprised, mustard, hot mustard
"Are you drinking plenty of water?"
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Three little pigs.
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"I should have known - I hate the beach."
"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."
"The important thing is to stay hydrated."
The Concrete Café.
"It's the hottest since records began."
"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."
'You better take care of the bill quickly or there's going to be hell to pay.'
Tags:devil, devils, satan, hades, heat, heats, heater, heaters, heating, bill, bills, billing, billed, pay, pays, paying, paid, hell, hells, owe, owes, owing, owed, demon, demons, repairman, repairmen, maintenance man, maintenance men, maintain, maintains, maintaining, maintained, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Still haven't given up on your lawn, eh, Pertzborn?'
Tags:garden, gardens, lawn, lawns, indian, indians, red indian, red indians, native american, native americans, rain dance, rain dances, summer, summers, heat wave, heat, heats, rain, rains, raining, rained, nutrition, plant, plants, plant life, water, watering, waters, watered, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'
Tags:angel, angels, devil, devils, temperature, temperatures, thermostat, thermostats, heat, heats, heating, heated, cold, colds, coldness, couple, couples, pair, pairs, partner, partners, mess, messes, messing, fiddle, fiddles, fiddled, alter, alters, altering, altered, change, changes, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Trying to get out of the sun. Please help.
Whoa! Willard, you know you can't put metal in a microwave! Why not just heat it the old fashioned way and use your nostrils?
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"I got hot."
Tags:fire, fires, fireman, firemen, firefighter, firefighters, fighting fire, fighting fires, heat, warm, dangerous, danger, safety, safe, protect, protection, fire safety, hose, unsafe, workplace safety, protective gear, gear, equipment, protective equipment, underwear, pants, helmet, helmets, bad clothing choices, clothing choices