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'So we've had a long hot spell, what's the worst that could happen?'
A businessman buys an umbrella from a street vendor.
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"It's too hot to eat."
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"A warming spell caught him with too much coat."
'You're nuts! It isn't any hotter than usual so quit brining up global warming!'
'Still haven't given up on your lawn, eh, Pertzborn?'
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It's Really, Really, Really, Hot!
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"It's 3000 degrees but it's a dry heat."
"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."
American Heatwave: 'Hard-boiled again, Martha?'
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'I'm MELTING!!!' - 'Oh knock it off, we're ALL hot!'
'Bloody Global Warming!'
Oh dear. The part that needs replacing has been discontinued because the huge demand for it kept the factory from making other parts.
Farmer reads newspaper headline 'Drought Hits Midwest'; sees sand dunes and camel caravan through window.
At the Goldilocks Air Conditioning Emporium units are labeled: 'Too Big,' 'Too Small,' and 'Just Right.'
Old Man Summer
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"Are you kidding? It's got to be 90 degrees out there."
The Rockefeller Center August Tree
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A snowman enjoys the aircon
Notice how few people fiddle with the heating controls since putting up that sign?
Why don't you look at ME that way?
'Bloody global warming!'
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